Curiousity and the cat
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Real-time weather reports
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Who played Jumanji?
Ninja doges
Doge broccoli.
Perfect boys only exist in books
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Strawberry
Breaking Bad
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.