New Xbox for Christmas
Why are you so fat? It's genetics. Genetic's ice-cream.
If someone hates you for no reason
Find someone whose demons are compatible with yours
F**k you cloud
New level of friendzone
Grumpy frog
Haters gonna hate. Eagle.
What if we gave the NSA permission to spy on us
Satanist with accordion
Burgler
Sheldon vs. House