SMS: I hate you
No offense to England, but why are you guys so bad at soccer?
Swimming
Snoop Doge. Such rap, wow.
The mouse was this big.
I love crocks?
Big smoker
I don't always sit in your sink, but when I do, I bath myself with the dripping faucet
I am the night!
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am
So much class in this photo
I'm at the gym