Where's Obama's clock?
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Real ninja turtles
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
My cooking is fabulous
Motorbike in the bath
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Books
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Everybody has a plan
Bilbo Baggins