Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Evil raccoon
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Driver's license
Saw costume
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
Switzerland Matterhorn Outdoor Jacuzzi
Homework?! What homework?
Sleeping under the sea
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with