When your ex tries to get back together with you
Star Wars Episode 1
A giant cricket. That's a god damn planet hopper.
iPhone 5, because you have more money
It's so shiny, I must murder it.
Dragon tree sculpture
A vasectomy, please
Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
Meanwhile in Pakistan. Human train.