Who played Jumanji?
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Ninja doges
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Strawberry
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Breaking Bad
Doge broccoli.
Real-time weather reports
Curiousity and the cat
Immortal goalkeeper
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.