iPhone 5, because you have more money
A vasectomy, please
I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt
KFC lampshade
I just can't live in this world anymore
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
Star Wars Episode 1
Wat fish
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
It's so shiny, I must murder it.