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I wanna f**k and drink vodka. Drink vodka and f**k. But you are a girl!
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Omgosh, for me?
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Ugly dog in a wig
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Grasshopper on my windshield
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Dirty blonde
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No! I’m an Atheist!
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Skeleton dress
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Gandalfstyle
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If someone could have invented something to put on your head to block the sun from your eyes
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Monopoly money
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A bouquet of kittens
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Training as a furniture salesman