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I was bitten by a turtle
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Years from now, when they are teenagers and hate each other, I'll show them this picture
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From Dora to Consuela
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When you refuse to check your bank account
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His eyes say "bedroom"
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Write or
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Gillete Mach 3 Fusion
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The weather and the first date
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Oh Gosh, I live with an idiot
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Fruit ass
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Put this on your coffee table
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I love your personality