Cat Norris
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
Sexy legs
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Leaf, i save you
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Stop wasting my blue tape
What kind of houses selling this realtor?)
I want to get invited to parties
The Shining dog
Couch fixed
After death