Teddy bears
White people...
Stormtrooper PC
At the beach. And they didn't realise a thing.
Put the eldery in prison
Buy a boat/jet
A gun in a movie
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".
Inspiration
Your dad just won the internet
Garage door cover
Suddenly, a tomato