I got a pet wussy
Dog fell asleep in the rain
Heisenberg Crysenberg
Buy 3 for the price of 3!
Realize the truth
Ask me if I'm a tree
Swag
Mime and epee fencer
Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.
Smart guy and umbrella
No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.
Extinguisher on fire