Beep beep motherf**kers
Que - Wat?
Was a mobile phone before they were cool
Ninja cars
This toasts bread while you are slicing it
Dear Batman
Pimp Vader
I couldn't sleep last night
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday
What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
I don't always like to cuddle
WTF beaver