Dog house. Hotel at home.
Megan Fox. There is hope for everyone.
Will Ferrell
A cop just pulled me over
The kiwi bird is a direct descendant of the tyrannosaurus rex
I actually understand math. Thank you, Jesus.
How can you not care?
Swirl nails, naled it.
No smoking
Cat and dog
People who hold the door open for you
Fry, Leonardo DiCaprio, and stoned dogs playing poker