Real ninja turtles
Motorbike in the bath
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Books
Weapon nail
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
My cooking is fabulous
Everybody has a plan
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Where's Obama's clock?
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.