Don't do it
I don't always use psychedelics
Johnny and Marissa
I choose you
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
USA football team.
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
I wish I could sleep
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
SWAG
New rubik's cube
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood