White people...
At the bank
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".
Your dad just won the internet
Put the eldery in prison
Teddy bears
Buy a boat/jet
At the beach. And they didn't realise a thing.
Channels
Suddenly, a tomato
Stormtrooper PC
Nice pile of keys you have there