You came to the wrong neighborhood motherf**ker. Mobile phones.
Kill it before it lays eggs
Friendzone all the girls
Dammit Ms. Frizzle
This microchip looks like a city from above.
A fat time
You have 3 unread messages
Donald Trump's hair
Drunk Halloween pumpkins
It's called cash
Babe, I'm on my period
Since when did Halloween become National Dress Like A Hooker Day?