Evil Christmas rabbit
Moses, the early years
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Little turtle
Real life sniper
Stockings and tail
A planet with no evil
Mom, I'm pregnant
Dog did it
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style