Women are what?
Same sneakers
How did work go? Take a guess.
Dad playing with his baby
You are a fag. Pusheen the cat.
Mom, I'm pregnant again
Narnia
I'm gonna change this card from red to black
Easter Island Pez Dispenser
Close enough, level: cute
Smoking crow
Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend's wife pregnant after 72 attempts