Can't f**k with mein swag
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies
I don't always get a girlfriend, but when I do she is the hottest girl I ever met
Wrong laptop
Camel tow
How to cheat on a test
You call me a b*tch? That post gave me cancer.
I said take it!
Nice hairstyle
Photobombing on the beach
Sand sculptures - Simpsons
WiFi