Being a Grammar Nazi
Feel my leg I just shaved
Wanna go back to my place and play with my p*ssy?
Sleeping
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.
Official Interest Rate remains unchanged
No.
That did not go as planned
Facepalm cat
Lion massage
Hopscotch just got a bit more hardcore
Snoopy made it look easy