This is bat country
I named my dog "5 miles"
I have a sore throat
Bring me another
Comfortable shoes
Grady Twins costume
Grumpy Valentine's Day
Spitting Justin Bieber
Like a Boss
My laptop snaps a photo of the person that wakes up my computer
The cat in the... F**k this, I'll be a str*pper.
I must go, my people need me