Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Who played Jumanji?
Ninja doges
Curiousity and the cat
Strawberry
Doge broccoli.
Real-time weather reports
Immortal goalkeeper
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Breaking Bad
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car