Cell phone
It's 2013, why don't legs shave themselves?
Nicki Minaj donkey.
Confused grandma
Gamers
Doggie style pants
Hands off
Was a Disney channel child star, doesn't turn into wh**e after she turns 18
Yoga cat. I forgot how to cat.
You know what sucks?
You can't arrest an idea
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition. T-shirt.