Beer in a bag
I remember all the lyrics to every song from the 90's
A good wife
Meme bed sheet
Cat playing with dog. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Carl.
Stonehenge, Easter island, Punta Del Este
Gonna meet the prime minister? Better dress like a gay farmer
My ex-wife had a better lawyer
Miley Cyrus and giraffes
I fell asleep on the trampoline
Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
All the single ladies