My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
The secret of a black man in a "Star Wars: Episode 7 trailer" uncovered.
Text a girl "Hey, beautiful"
Go home bat, you're drunk
Try chicken - go green
Evil Christmas rabbit
Hmm, interesting
Did he sell his girlfriend?
I'm sexy and I know it
Sorry. Autocorrect.
Crazy dog
Smiling plane