Go to work, you lazy f**k
The three words every woman wants to hear
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Sirius Black is serious
Happy Valentine's Day
Honest Iron Man interface
Afraid to be seen while taking a bath. Cartoon logic.
Oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t!
Angry cat in the box
Wikipedia - I know everything! Google - I have everything! Internet - Without me you all are nothing! Electricity - Keep talking, b*tches.
I'm a hoarder
Nature's Skittles