Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you b**tard.
Have you seen this dog?
You look fine
Action movie shooting precision
A smoking cat
Why the hell are you drawing extra lines all over your boots? They help me run faster. That's ridiculous.
You scared me
When life gives you lemons
Can't you knock?
B*tch high as f**k, seeing rabbits and sh*t
Angry bird
Not sure if neighbors are vacuuming or listening to dub step