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Kill it before it lays eggs
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It's called cash
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Since when did Halloween become National Dress Like A Hooker Day?
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This microchip looks like a city from above.
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You have 3 unread messages
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Donald Trump's hair
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Dammit Ms. Frizzle
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Friendzone all the girls
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Drunk Halloween pumpkins
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You came to the wrong neighborhood motherf**ker. Mobile phones.
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Babe, I'm on my period
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A fat time