Sexy legs
Stop wasting my blue tape
Leaf, i save you
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
I want to get invited to parties
After death
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Crazy T-shirt design
You are dressed as the police car
Couch fixed
The Shining dog