Toilet paper roll eyes
If Sigmund Freud was right
This is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave
Camel balls
Eye to eye
I'm trying to chill, ok?
Don't worry, there is 6 billion people in the world. One of them is just for you.
Party photo fail.
Nice try math
Did you bring the bail money?
Me on the weekend
I also like to live dangerously.