A good day to stay inside
The word "car" is short for carriage.
I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated
Kid with a rod
Cat sitting on his butt
USA should invade the USA
Looking for movies
Sloth Kong
F**k off pumpkin
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.