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Every year my school's librarian dressed up as a book reaper
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Facepalm
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My girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes and said
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Meanwhile in Russia. Putin on the shark.
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When I said "Come at me bro", I didn't mean this
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Extra day
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I love guns and coffee
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Halloween
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Rap is like scissors
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I refuse to become a nugget
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Pumpkin pie is made
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Driver's license photo