Floral underwear
I got a phone
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way
Democracy incoming
I have taken to hiding beet roots around the house
This planet is a reality TV show
Has most advanced suit
Meanwhile in subway
Wretched hive of scum and villainy
Duckface
Why so Sirius?
Parenting