iPhone 5, because you have more money
Star Wars Episode 1
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
A vasectomy, please
Meanwhile in Pakistan. Human train.
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
A giant cricket. That's a god damn planet hopper.
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
Dragon tree sculpture
It's so shiny, I must murder it.
Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt