Everybody has a plan
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Motorbike in the bath
Real ninja turtles
Weapon nail
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Where's Obama's clock?
Books
My cooking is fabulous
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt