Bad days
I'll give you the D later
Family photo
I f**k on the first date T-shirt. Bring me that child.
Pikachu cat
Google glasses. No one has a clue what I'm watching right now.
Real men have curves
Every morning I long to hold you
How do I get this job?
If I had one hour to live
What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer and burned pizza have in common?
Angry hedgehog