Kids nowadays
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Surprise
Motorbike in the bath
Books
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Everybody has a plan
Bilbo Baggins
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Where's Obama's clock?