Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
Star Wars Episode 1
It's so shiny, I must murder it.
I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
iPhone 5, because you have more money
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
KFC lampshade
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
A giant cricket. That's a god damn planet hopper.
A vasectomy, please
Meanwhile in Pakistan. Human train.