Hug?
Got a new shower curtain
Ponies are for p*ssies
Racoon City vs. Silent Hill
Star Wars Death Star Cake
Elections, illusion of choice.
Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber
Old couple and their car
US Government shutdown. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Keep telling yourself that
Meanwhile in Mordor
Hey Derp, do you want to hold my baby?