Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
So long, dog
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
I'm ready for the weekend
A bar called Gym
How to tie a tie
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Jack Daniel's Girl
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
You can call me Sherlock Holmes