Paper beats rock
When you dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is the same when you are stupid.
Mad cows
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops.
Bitten By A Vampire
iPhone T-shirt
I lost my phone
Ironman flash drive
Cat with paralyzed hind legs learned to walk on their front paws
Evil queen snorting coke.
Home alone
Hurry up, Peterson