Lightsaber penknife.
I'm not obese
I steal from the riches
Dog driver
These diving watches by Festina Profundo are packaged and sold in clear bags filled with distilled water
Staring contest
Getting laid tonight
Barack Obama plays GTA
Look the statistics! One of every four guys is gay!
Lemonaid
Haters gonna hate
They are kidnapping me! I'll save you!