Ask me if I'm a tree
Swag
Smart guy and umbrella
No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.
Heisenberg Crysenberg
Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.
Mime and epee fencer
Extinguisher on fire
Dog fell asleep in the rain
Realize the truth
Buy 3 for the price of 3!
I got a pet wussy