Drinking in America, in Britain, and in Australia
Stupid questions
If you see someone drowning, lol
Fat Brendan Fraser. What happened to you? McDonalds happened.
Next you'll be chocking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong
Kitten
That feel when a woman sits next to a greasy creep rather than sitting next to you on public transportation
Cheetahs are cheaters
Ring watches
I don't have anybody to thank
Before and after
The world is a magic place