A good day to stay inside
USA should invade the USA
God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
Cat sitting on his butt
Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated
Sloth Kong
The word "car" is short for carriage.
Looking for movies
I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
F**k off pumpkin
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
Kid with a rod