Moses, the early years
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Little turtle
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Real life sniper
Stockings and tail
A planet with no evil
Mom, I'm pregnant
Bltch please guy
Dog did it