If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Johnny and Marissa
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
I choose you
I don't always use psychedelics
Half Life 2 confirmed
USA football team.
Was I that drunk?
New rubik's cube
Don't do it
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you