Can't f**k with mein swag
Camel tow
Photobombing on the beach
I don't always get a girlfriend, but when I do she is the hottest girl I ever met
You call me a b*tch? That post gave me cancer.
Parking skills from early age
Nice hairstyle
WiFi
How to cheat on a test
Wrong laptop
Sand sculptures - Simpsons
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies