Can I have an autograph? Justin Bieber and Death note
I bet if I was a polar bear I would have been served by now
US Government, you had one f**king job
Stupidity is not a disability
Monopoly is an old game because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
Orange bike
Cool water slides. Hold my beer, bro.
How facebook likes help Africans who need water.
Money dog
I saw you typing
Sms whales
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